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May 12th, 2008

Daily Dose 5.12.08

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Some news to read as you use a corpse head to smoke marijuana:



May 12th, 2008

Croatia’s Euro 2008 Anthem, by Slaven Bilić’s Band Rawbau

By: Daryl | Comments 1 Comment

Croatia’s coach Slaven Bilić quite literally rocks. This is the video for “Vatreno ludilo”, the fan anthem Bilić and his band Rawbau have written and recorded for Croatia’s Euro 2008 run. That’s Bilić on guitar, with the shades.

And in case your Croatian needs a little work, Vatreno ludilo means Fiery Madness. Read on for the full translated lyrics, courtesy of Mario from the excellent Croatia Euro 2008 Blog

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May 12th, 2008

Photo of the Day: Smokin’

By: Daryl | Comments 1 Comment

Mauel Cajuda smoking


There’s plenty of scientific proof that smoking is harmful to your body. But there’s no proof that it’s harmful to your chances of Champions League football. Quite the opposite in fact.

This is Vitória Guimarães coach Manuel Cajuda taking a big breath of not so fresh air before the last game of the Portuguese season kicked off yesterday. Cajuda’s team beat Estrela Amadora 4-0 at home and took third place in the Portuguese Liga, which means they’ll be in the qualifying stages of the 2008/9 Champions League. Look to see David Moyes trying the same trick with Everton next season.

(AP Photo/Paulo Duarte)


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May 12th, 2008

The 25 Most Valuable Soccer Teams in the World

By: Daryl | Comments 6 Comments

Malcolm Glazer top 25 richest clubsThe money obsessed people at Forbes recently revealed the world’s top earning players and what they spend all that lovely money on. And very jealous we were too.

So if Goldenball’s salary was big enough to make your brain hurt, then stop reading now. Because below is a list of the 25 most valuable football teams in the world, which involves numbers with a lotta zeros on the end. Brace yourselves….

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May 12th, 2008

The MLS Gear We’d Really Like to See

By: Laurie | Comments 13 Comments

beckham-garbage.jpgMLS keeps sending me emails trying to get me to buy stuff. You know. Coffee mugs. T-shirts. Posters. And my personal favorite, the David Beckham wastebasket. (Pictured.)

Thing is, I don’t want any of this stuff. I’m thinking that if MLS really wants to make money, they should give us the things that would really come in handy this season:

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May 12th, 2008

UEFA Cup Spot for…FULHAM?!?

By: Laurie | Comments 7 Comments

fulham-simon-davies.jpgFootball is a funny game. One minute you’re holding on by your fingernails to keep from being relegated, and the next there’s a strong possibility that you’re headed for Europe.

That’s the situation facing Fulham, a team whose relegation fears went down to the wire. They were not able to put those fears to rest until the 76th minute of yesterday’s game, a 1-0 victory over Portsmouth.
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Category Category: Europe
May 12th, 2008

Materazzi Tests the Unwritten Rule, and Fails

By: Daryl | Comments 4 Comments

There’s a sort of unwritten rule in football… that the guy who wins the penalty should never, ever take it. I personally think it’s bullshit. Your penalty taker takes the penalties. And if he wins it, then he takes it.

However, Marco Materazzi is not Inter’s penalty taker. At 2-2 with about ten minutes to go against Siena, Matrix was grappled down in the box. A win would make Inter Serie A champions. But with Zlatan Ibrahimovic still injured there was a power vacuum on Internazionale spot kick duties, and Matrix wanted to score the title-winning goal. Except he failed. And so the Serie A title race goes into the final week, with Roma just one point behind Inter.

Maybe the unwritten rule should just be “Marco Materazzi should never take penalties.”


Category Category: Serie A
May 12th, 2008

10 Things We Learned in the Premier League

By: Daryl | Comments 6 Comments

Giggs 10 Prem medals1. Ryan Giggs has more Premier League medals than Andriy Shevchenko has goals
Giggs scored the decisive second for Man Utd against Wigan to earn himself a tenth Premier League winners medal yesterday. That’s a lot. Meanwhile Andriy Shevchenko was scored his ninth ever Premier League goal for Chelsea. That’s not a lot.

2. Bolton’s players should drink more
Alex Ferguson was a little concerned this week that Bolton’s players wouldn’t be in any shape to play Chelsea as they’d “been out celebrating all week.” If that’s true then maybe Bolton have stumbled on a new tactic, because a 1-1 draw away to a determined Chelsea is an excellent result. Either Bolton play better with a hangover, or Fergie’s still good with the mindgames.

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May 11th, 2008

Daily Dose: 5.11.08

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A few things to read over in between airlifting manta rays:


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May 11th, 2008

Squeeky Bum Time: All over Europe

By: Ian Rose | Comments 1 Comment


It’s May, and while most people in the world are reveling in the sunshine and flowers and all that, you and I have our minds elsewhere. It’s title time, and it seems like every day around this time of year, some league or cup or other trophy is decided. Now that the streamers are streaming and medals are being handed out, maybe the biggest surprise is how few have been decided. Across Europe, there are a multitude of airtight title races, bringing up the question - is this the closest set of domestic races some of us have ever seen?

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Category Category: Europe
May 11th, 2008

I’m on Setanta Sports: Is it really over?

By: Ian Rose | Comments 6 Comments

The English football season is one thing, but the first season of my favorite ever sports puppet show has to end on the same day? On our last dose for a while of puppet Mourinho, the Special One sings a very special song for a very special Man City manager, who had, by all accounts, a very very bad day.


Category Category: World Football
May 11th, 2008

The Champions League (of Oceania) is Decided

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It’s a good day for Uniteds. For the second time in their history, Waitakere United of New Zealand have won the Oceanic Football Confederation Champions League, the top club competition for the seven countries that remain in the post-Australia OFC. It’s the smallest by far of the six FIFA confederations, but the win still qualifies Waitakere for a spot in the 2008 Club World Cup, where they will play the champions of the J League in the opening play-in match.

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May 11th, 2008

Manchester United are Premier League Champions

By: Ian Rose | Comments 10 Comments

This is the penalty that technically won the Premier League title this year. With Chelsea only managing a draw with Bolton, the title could only be lost by United with a defeat to Wigan, and despite a great effort from Steve Bruce’s men, that was not in the cards. Congratulations to repeat champions of England, Manchester United. Chelsea made a good run at it, but in the end, it was out of their hands. At least, with the title rivals ending two points apart, there should be no more talk of a playoff.

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May 11th, 2008

Roma hopes survive, Milan one match from missing CL

By: Ian Rose | Comments 2 Comments


With all the attention focused on Premier League D-Day, the penultimate round of Serie A competition may have been hurting a bit for neutral viewers. What it was not short on was drama and surprises, and next week’s final day in Italy is now set up to be no less important and emotional than today’s in England. With today’s 2-2 draw with Siena, and Roma’s win, Inter now has only a one point lead for the Scudetto. Meanwhile, AC Milan went down hard today to Napoli, 3-1, which along with Fiorentina’s win by the same score puts the Champions League holders out of CL qualification. In fact, it was only Udinese’s loss today that guaranteed Milan will even go to the UEFA Cup, but that is now in the bag for them, as 6th is the lowest they could drop.

Is this the goal that took Milan out of the Champions League?

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Category Category: Serie A
May 11th, 2008

D-Day Preview

By: Ian Rose | Comments 5 Comments


They look so happy, don’t they, laughing and smiling at each other? In a few hours, one will still be happy. For the other, well, there’s still the Champions League.

This is it. The last day of the Premier League season is upon us, with two teams fighting for the title, three battling for survival, and most of the others going out for nothing but honor and a little extra prize money. There’s also the small matter of a UEFA Cup spot up for grabs. All the matches are going on simultaneously, at 3pm BST, so none of that waiting around. Two hours of nervous channel flipping, and it’s all in the books. Here’s a look at today’s fixtures, and what they mean for the teams involved.

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