‘He’s clocked him one in the jewels’

I was going to do a little write up of the incident above in which Joel Griffiths of the Australian club Newcastle Jets takes his anger out on an assistant referee by hitting him in the family jewels and how he was not punished for his actions, but my words would inevitably fall short of the description of the incident found on Griffiths’ Wikipedia page.

In a recent derby against the Central Coast Mariners, this oxygen thieving piece of shit proved what a low life scummer he really is by punching an assistant referee in the groin, after a decision did not go his way. No further action was taken by Uncle Frank and the spineless dicks at the FFA.

Joel Griffiths continued existence in this Universe serves to prove the fact that there is no justice in the world.

Griffiths will be punched in the balls by many people in the future, so that they may have an opportunity to get off scot free, whilst at the same time yelling “like that, bitch?” in his face.

Joel Griffiths currently resides in Dickheadville, Scumtown. He breathes coal dust on a daily basis, which has clearly already addled his feeble brain and his possession of a Squadron scarf only continues to serve as proof, that he is a dickhead.

You don’t get that type of objectivity and insight in the Encyclopedia Britannica! Heck, they don’t even have any demographic information on Dickheadville, Scumtown.

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