‘He’s clocked him one in the jewels’
By: Bob | October 8th, 2007I was going to do a little write up of the incident above in which Joel Griffiths of the Australian club Newcastle Jets takes his anger out on an assistant referee by hitting him in the family jewels and how he was not punished for his actions, but my words would inevitably fall short of the description of the incident found on Griffiths’ Wikipedia page.
In a recent derby against the Central Coast Mariners, this oxygen thieving piece of shit proved what a low life scummer he really is by punching an assistant referee in the groin, after a decision did not go his way. No further action was taken by Uncle Frank and the spineless dicks at the FFA.
Joel Griffiths continued existence in this Universe serves to prove the fact that there is no justice in the world.
Griffiths will be punched in the balls by many people in the future, so that they may have an opportunity to get off scot free, whilst at the same time yelling “like that, bitch?” in his face.
Joel Griffiths currently resides in Dickheadville, Scumtown. He breathes coal dust on a daily basis, which has clearly already addled his feeble brain and his possession of a Squadron scarf only continues to serve as proof, that he is a dickhead.
You don’t get that type of objectivity and insight in the Encyclopedia Britannica! Heck, they don’t even have any demographic information on Dickheadville, Scumtown.
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Someone lock that entry before the wikipedia overlords swoop in and demand references.
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Best. Wikipedia page. Ever. “Like that, bitch?” Hilarious.
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@ Ian – I logged back onto the Offside just now to leave a comment on this post, which I’ve been sharing with friends and giggling at all day. My post would have been: “Best Wikipedia page ever.”
If only more wiki editors could share the love of phrases like “oxygen thieving piece of shit” and “spineless dicks.” Alas.
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He didn’t get anything from the FA? Take notes, Don Garber.
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Somebody once changed every ‘Diego’ to ‘Penis’ on Maradona’s wiki entry, but this is just fantasic.
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“Somebody once changed every “Diego”…
Hmm. Carlos Ruiz has a Wikipedia page…
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Alas … such things are not meant to last. It is now just a normal, boring Wikipedia page with not a single incidence of the term “spineless dick”. They would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for that meddling adult (the one that reported the “vandalism”).
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australia: where dicks have spines! shudder at the thought.
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That is absolutely priceless. Quick, give whoever wrote that piece a job on The Times.
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Sounds like you don’t have any idea on what happens here in Australia. Joel is a great player with his heart in the game. The only bitch I see is Bob the bitch. Sure, you have balls to write a piece like this, but those balls will be the next target for Joel. You dickhead
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