Getting An Early Foot In The Game

Watch out for those maternal areas. (And any men current in the throes of a sympathetic pregnancy.)

Vadim Evseev is a longtime Russian footballer, stepping down this weekend at the ripe old age of 36. During his testimonial match, he was replaced by a 5 year old, quite thrilled to be partaking in the match, as evidenced by his stomping around upon entering the pitch. He’ll have to know that the proper move for a professional footballer is to stomp around after leaving the pitch, but he’s got time.

The gentlemen on the field let the boy score, including some half-hearted attempts at tackles. It was explicitly requested Nigel De Jong not attend.

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