New Airline Security Rules prohibit you from traveling with Players’ Urine
By: Bob | October 12th, 2006
Man, it is becoming a drag to travel these days. First you aren’t allowed to take weapons like nail clippers on a plane, next you have to worry about rabid fans beating the crap out of players next to the luggage claim and now there are new rules going into place that will prevent you from packing your favorite footballer’s piss in your carry on bag.
In advance of new airline rules that will take place in the beginning of November, airline officials have met with UEFA officials to discuss how this might impact European football. Robert Missen, deputy head of aviation security for the European Commission, said:
“Believe it or not, there’s an awful lot of urine being taken around by UEFA after the football players take their urine tests.”
Actually, that is something I would rather not believe or ever have known about. The mere fact that I might be on the same plane as Rio Ferdinand’s urine – whether it is stowed completely under the seat or in the overhead compartment - is enough to make me consider limiting myself entirely to train travel.
Category: Europe
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