Sign #651 Sheva Doesn’t Fit In

By: Martha | December 14th, 2007

JT Incredible (his costume, not his quality)

Chelsea had a “fancy dress” Christmas party last night, which meant the team and their significant others dressed up in silly costumes (must be an English thing). John Terry had far and away the best one with his Mr. Incredible outfit, but Frank Lampard got well into it as an excuse to wear lacy stockings, and Claudio Pizarro went all out in Roman Emperor gear. Andriy Shevchenko? He wore a blue sweater.

So. Sad.

Look at him, the poor man. If that’s not a cry for help, I don’t know what is. And if he didn’t dress up because no one told him that was the point of the party, that’s even sadder. Either way, he needs to get out. Now! Milan, MLS, anywhere, as long as it’s not Chelsea.

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Diomed Vodopoiskiy

And what about the other players? Or, maybe, Chelsea's starting 11 consists only of Sheva, Terry, Pizzaro and Lamps? I want to know what Paulo Fereira was dressed in! And, after all, what does it means - Sheva's blue sweater in this party? So, I think, we'd better watch him in action on Sunday and compear with Roman Emperror, Mr. Incredible, and (Who was Lampard?).
P.S. sorry for mistakes!
NY

I presume it wouldn't be him, drunk and peeing in front of everybody.
Martha

Magnusson, that's brilliant -- imagine how instantly endeared he'd have been to everyone. But, no. He wore his blue sweater.
Magnusson

He should have worn Drogba's jersey then
Sven

I think it's obvious that Sheva's costume was 'Somebody That Scores Regularly'.
Safari

Considering the way he plays, he's just not that creative.
japple

oh thats really depressing. go back to milan!
mele419

Ahahh, oh boy, that's just really sad = [
Come back to us Shevaaa!