Tomas De Vincenti Becomes ZlatanBy: The Offside | September 4th, 2012
Who is Tomas De Vincenti and why aren’t broadcasting companies shelling out big euros to watch his every move. Why.
This is not, despite what you may think, Zlatan, who currently holds a monopoly on the football-martial arts hybrid. Tomas is 23 and plays for PAS Giannina, fresh from the Greek second division, though likely not for long: one moment like this will easily net a decent transfer. All he needs now is a ponytail.
(And less humility.)