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	<title>The Offside &#187; South America</title>
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		<title>The Manual On How Not To Defend, by Sport Recife.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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This video quickly goes from the worst non-offside call in history to the worst offside trap in history to the worst goalkeeping in history. In essence this video should have all its copies burn and rid from the earth so as to avoid being viewed by a young, impressionable footballer.
There are three clips: in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worldwide Derby Weekend Wrap Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[North America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[South America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boca Juniors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C.D. Guadalajara]]></category>
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This has been a fantastic weekend to hate somebody and wish him ill almost everywhere around the world.
As Daryl pointed out earlier, this weekend&#8217;s fixture calendar was overflowing with big derbies and heated rivalries including three different flavored clasicos, inter-city and intercontinental matches. Time for a quick wrap up.

Marseille 0 PSG 0 Swine Flu 1
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santos Win the First Copa Libertadores Femenino</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daryl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[South America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Copa Libertadores]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Copa Libertadores Femenino.Marta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cristiane]]></category>
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[video sent to us from See the Cup]
Brazilian team Santos won the inaugural ladies Copa Liberatadores on Sunday, or to give the tournament its full and excellent sounding Spanish language title: Copa Libertadores de Fútbol Femenino.
A healthy crowd of 14,000 were in attendance at the Estádio Urbano Caldeira to see Santos beat Paraguay&#8217;s Universidad Autónoma [...]]]></description>
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		<title>River Plate: &#8216;This Number Has Been Disconnected&#8217;.</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/river-plate-this-number-has-been-disconnected.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[South America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Argentina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cell phones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diego Maradona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mobile phones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[River Plate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things are not great in Argentina at the moment. The national team is, as you may have heard, riding through tumultuous times at the hand of perhaps the only unfireable man in the country. Fortunately they&#8217;re masters of their own destiny this evening, so perhaps that will change.
Domestically it was a tough start to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rio Branco Unveil The Tandem Bicycle</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Caio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rio Branco]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Serra]]></category>

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[101 Great Goals]
This goal is already being declared by many the goal of 2009. It just might be. What is almost entirely certain is that it&#8217;s the best goal ever to come from a Serie D Brazilian side. (For those without basic alphabet skills D is the fourth tier.)
One bicycle kick is good. Two bicycle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girls Gone Violent In Brazil</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[South America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Football]]></category>
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We hear about brawls &#8211; men, women and children &#8211; and are always oh so disappointed (Carlos Diog and Luis Fabiano, lookin&#8217; at you as ever). There&#8217;s usually no technique, too much timidness and not enough no holds-barred full-on street fighting with whatever weapons one can muster. 
Today we have been rewarded &#8211; and in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Days You Really Do Not Get The Luck</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/some-days-you-really-do-not-get-the-luck.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.theoffside.com/world-football/some-days-you-really-do-not-get-the-luck.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 13:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[World Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ambulance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Beasant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[injuries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rio Ferdinand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Salad Cream]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Morrow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony Adams]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Juan Manuel Olivera. His week has been worse than yours. He&#8217;s currently recovering in hospital, because not only was he knocked out cold during a match for Universidad de Chile against  O&#8217;Higgins but the Ambulance that he was in crashed. 
He clashed with the rival goalkeeper in the game, and the goal-a-game striker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Justice Files: Kung Fu Kicks Get One Year Bans, Apparently.</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/south-america/justice-files-kung-fu-kicks-get-one-year-bans-apparently.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.theoffside.com/south-america/justice-files-kung-fu-kicks-get-one-year-bans-apparently.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Axel Witsel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blooming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bolivia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eduardo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leonardo Medina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orient]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sergio Jauregui]]></category>

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A transfer window of frugality kicking off the international break makes this, officially, the most boring week in the history of football. My desire for interesting football news hit such embarrassing depths last night I even jumped into the Google machine to see what Steven Appiah is up to these days (not much, it seems).
Fortunately, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Romario to Play Again, at the Age of 43</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/south-america/romario-to-play-again-at-the-age-of-43.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.theoffside.com/south-america/romario-to-play-again-at-the-age-of-43.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 18:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Daryl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[South America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[America Football Club]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brazil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romario]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Football]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World Soccer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Seems that Romario can&#8217;t stop playing football. The striker, who graced the likes of PSV, Barcelona and, er, Miami FC during his 23 year career, hung up his boots at the grand old age of 42 last April with an (alleged) total of 1,003 goals.
We waved goodbye to the great man on The Offside last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Velez Sarsfield&#8217;s Hot Girl Mission To Fix South American Football</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/south-america/velez-sarsfields-hot-girl-mission-to-fix-south-american-football.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.theoffside.com/south-america/velez-sarsfields-hot-girl-mission-to-fix-south-american-football.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 21:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[South America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Argentina]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[scantily clad women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Velez Sarsfield]]></category>

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South America has had a very poor reputation in the footballing community of late, and for good reason. Flying knees and knife attacks are an easy way to achieve this. Postponing the start of the Argentine football season is another. So how does one un-achieve this? Even easier: take your uniforms, cut the shirts in [...]]]></description>
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