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	<title>Comments on: Mad Jens: Certified Accessory Thief.</title>
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		<title>By: Abby</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/bundesliga/mad-jens-certified-accessory-thief.html/comment-page-1#comment-140969</link>
		<dc:creator>Abby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you&#039;ll be pleased to know, chris, that Jens has said he wants to go into management. If that comes to pass (and oh, I hope it does), we&#039;ve got at least twenty more years of him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you&#8217;ll be pleased to know, chris, that Jens has said he wants to go into management. If that comes to pass (and oh, I hope it does), we&#8217;ve got at least twenty more years of him.</p>
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		<title>By: Chubby</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/bundesliga/mad-jens-certified-accessory-thief.html/comment-page-1#comment-140952</link>
		<dc:creator>Chubby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s the big deal?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the big deal?</p>
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		<title>By: Johonna</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/bundesliga/mad-jens-certified-accessory-thief.html/comment-page-1#comment-140934</link>
		<dc:creator>Johonna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:22:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The second video still works.

Dunno, the shoe was in the way - now it isnt. What is the big deal? He didn&#039;t throw it at anyone. Now that would have been good.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The second video still works.</p>
<p>Dunno, the shoe was in the way &#8211; now it isnt. What is the big deal? He didn&#8217;t throw it at anyone. Now that would have been good.</p>
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		<title>By: Derek</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/bundesliga/mad-jens-certified-accessory-thief.html/comment-page-1#comment-140915</link>
		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:31:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like him</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like him</p>
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		<title>By: Juliet</title>
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		<dc:creator>Juliet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now that Ollie has retired, it&#039;s really up to Jens to shoulder the burden of lunacy until another German keeper is ready to help assume the mantle.  Good work, Jens.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that Ollie has retired, it&#8217;s really up to Jens to shoulder the burden of lunacy until another German keeper is ready to help assume the mantle.  Good work, Jens.</p>
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		<title>By: Laurie</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/bundesliga/mad-jens-certified-accessory-thief.html/comment-page-1#comment-140903</link>
		<dc:creator>Laurie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn.  I&#039;m too late for this.  The video has been removed.  (I love Mad Jens madness videos.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn.  I&#8217;m too late for this.  The video has been removed.  (I love Mad Jens madness videos.)</p>
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		<title>By: jamesey</title>
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		<dc:creator>jamesey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That really hurt! I&#039;m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That really hurt! I&#8217;m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!</p>
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		<title>By: Fanatic-France-Freak</title>
		<link>http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/bundesliga/mad-jens-certified-accessory-thief.html/comment-page-1#comment-140893</link>
		<dc:creator>Fanatic-France-Freak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lehmanns excuse is on The Spoiler (www.thespoiler.co.uk duh)

“Rangnick’s statement surprises me a lot. It is sad that he does not even seem to know the rules and calls me unfair. While he of all things tolerates the rude foul of that player [Salihović] through which Boka suffered a torn outer ligament. So where is the proportionality in that?

“Usually the referee had to stop the game and send the player off the field so he could have put his shoe back on there. So now the shoe lies were it could be an obstacle for a shot or a through pass. If Rangnick would follow everything so closely like he always pretends he would know that is what I do with everything in and around my penalty area.

“I can claim to not have seriously injured a player in 20 years and I have to deal repeatedly with classless (lacking niveau) comments just because people think they can do big headlines with my name.”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lehmanns excuse is on The Spoiler (www.thespoiler.co.uk duh)</p>
<p>“Rangnick’s statement surprises me a lot. It is sad that he does not even seem to know the rules and calls me unfair. While he of all things tolerates the rude foul of that player [Salihović] through which Boka suffered a torn outer ligament. So where is the proportionality in that?</p>
<p>“Usually the referee had to stop the game and send the player off the field so he could have put his shoe back on there. So now the shoe lies were it could be an obstacle for a shot or a through pass. If Rangnick would follow everything so closely like he always pretends he would know that is what I do with everything in and around my penalty area.</p>
<p>“I can claim to not have seriously injured a player in 20 years and I have to deal repeatedly with classless (lacking niveau) comments just because people think they can do big headlines with my name.”</p>
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		<title>By: Marco P.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marco P.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 13:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok. Now other than the hilarious absurdity of the incident... I mean what are the &lt;B&gt;ODDS&lt;/B&gt; of Salihovic actually &lt;i&gt;finding&lt;/i&gt; that shoe after Lehmann disposed of it? One in 1,000? And HE DOES find it!!!!

Does anyone have any updates on this? Is the German FA going to reprimand Lehmann in any way? I&#039;m sure his defense would be something like &quot;I was just cleaning up the garbage &amp; keeping the field clean&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok. Now other than the hilarious absurdity of the incident&#8230; I mean what are the <b>ODDS</b> of Salihovic actually <i>finding</i> that shoe after Lehmann disposed of it? One in 1,000? And HE DOES find it!!!!</p>
<p>Does anyone have any updates on this? Is the German FA going to reprimand Lehmann in any way? I&#8217;m sure his defense would be something like &#8220;I was just cleaning up the garbage &amp; keeping the field clean&#8221;.</p>
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