Nathan Rutjes: The Best Hair in World Football.By: The Offside | August 27th, 2009
And by best we mean, of course, worst. Nathan’s a 25 year old midfielder for Sparta Rotterdam with questionable decision making abilities. And with that severe lack, Nathan has managed to concoct what has to be one of the world’s first* shaved, spiked mullets.
Fortunately for the Eredivisie viewing public, Nathan doesn’t play much – just 38 games in 5 years. Unfortunately for that same demographic, he’s playing more often these days. Protests imminent.
* – Outside of the Alabama/Mississippi area.
And with so many hairdids combined into one, Nathan’s a man of versatility. It looks particularly dirty when wet or with the slight flare-up at the back. The man could have a mean rat-tail, should he so choose. With a little vision, perhaps even a mullet-hawk. The possibilities are endless.
Nathan also has a YouTuber in which he does absolutely nothing worthy of a YouTuber, but it has pics. Oh, does it have pics.
If you’d like to see more of Nathan’s hair, go here.