No Failure Like Public FailureBy: The Offside | December 6th, 2012
At first this looks like a lack of coordination gone viral, but as the ball is in the air, check out the asshole on the left who swipes at the ball, perhaps getting a nick but at the very least, distracting the fan whose red cheeks are now on the internet. This is funny. When you’re five.
This is worse than a pitch invasion. There needs to be a global manhunt by Interpol to find this man, with the only fitting punishment a firing squad of the Eredivisie’s hardest hitters slamming free kicks off his bare ass at the center circle on a wintry December’s eve.