A Ballad for Eva Carneiro

Eva Carneiro got a moment in the spotlight yesterday when Luis Suarez was dumped into the back of John Terry’s knee by Ramires and a set of voodoo dolls at the Ferdinand family home, hanging out on the pitch for longer than usual. She’s also hit the charts in the last month, with a love song on YouTube.

It pays to be attractive, you know?

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Category: English Premier League