A Sunderland Sex Tape just in time for the Holidays

By: Bob | December 7th, 2006

Looking for a special holiday gift for your loved one? Have a family member who is especially found of celebrity sex tapes? Today is your lucky day because I have the perfect gift idea just for you. English Championship side Sunderland has launched an investigation into allegations that three of their players took part in an alleged filmed sex session involving an undisclosed (and presumably undisclothed) woman.

My own investigations have revealed that the tape in question is not on YouTube or Ebay so we don’t know whether the Sunderland lads like to get their Stefan Postma on or if they like to spank an ass or if they are into Cyprus, but it is probably just a matter of time before we get to see Keeper Ben Alnwick, midfielder Liam Lawrence and striker Chris Brown displaying teamwork that hasn’t been seen at Sunderland in a long, long time.

“The behaviour of any individual that adversely affects the image or good name of Sunderland Football Club is obviously disappointing,” said Sunderland director Lesley Callaghan. “We will be handling this matter internally.”

[insert juvenile joke about internal investigation]

Meanwhile, unless you are willing to fork over a million quid, chances are you won’t be seeing a sex tape involving a pop star I’ve never heard of and David Beckham any time soon.

UPDATE: The Sun to the rescue with more details about the Sunderland fun including:

The seven-minute video shows England under-21 star Alnwick winking at the camera as he has sex with her. Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself.

Brown — who does Match of the Day style commentary throughout — hints their orgy antics are a regular fixture when he says of the two clothed pals: “Here’s the boys — the watching faithful — every week without fail.”

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• Derek |  December 20th, 2006 at 1:47 pm

  
  
  

  Here’s the sex video. Defo not safe for work

  http://www.totallynsfw.com/videos/videos_english_football_roasting_romp/

  Posted from Spain

  

• Sam |  December 30th, 2006 at 7:03 pm

  
  
  

  does any1 have the link to the frank lampard, rio ferdinand and keiron dyer sex tape i have been trying to weeks and cant seem to find it? please!!!!!!!!!!!

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• patrick |  January 5th, 2007 at 1:51 pm

  
  
  

  i do HAVE THE frank lampard, rio ferdinand and keiron dyer sex tape EMIAL ME AND ILL SEEW AT I CAN DO

  Posted from United States

  

• Sam |  January 5th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

  
  
  

  thanks but i dont know your email address? how will i find it? or you got myspace or anything i can add u on and u can tell me from there??? or just ask for mine nd il give it to u???

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Sam |  January 6th, 2007 at 6:02 am

  
  
  

  Patrick email me please because i cant find your email address mine is sam_porter15@hotmail.co.uk…cheers mate i really wana see it….is it gd??

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Sean |  January 6th, 2007 at 11:53 am

  
  
  

  Hi, I cant download the sunderland tape from that link, is it posted anywhere else. Iam looking for the frank lampard sex tape, Sam and Patrick can you please e-mail it to me, dying to see it, I heard its hot. Il return the favor with sum celeb links. Thanks guys sean_w567:yahoo.co.uk

  Posted from Ireland

  

• John |  January 8th, 2007 at 11:46 am

  
  
  

  can someone send me the frank lampard sex tape…please dying to see it.. dromenboy2000@hotmail.com

  Posted from Ireland

  

• John |  January 10th, 2007 at 11:27 am

  
  
  

  any word on the lampard sex tape i cant wait another min

  Posted from Ireland

  

• Sam |  January 10th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

  
  
  

  Patrick can u email me please or send me ur email address please i wana see the vid??

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• Tomas |  January 11th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

  
  
  

  I’d like the rio ferdinand tape too, please. my email t_heguy@yahoo.com . thanks

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• simon |  January 12th, 2007 at 4:35 pm

  
  
  

  has any1 got the lampard SEX TAPE?

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• eddo |  January 13th, 2007 at 9:03 am

  
  
  

  please email it to me too
  i need both Lampard and Sunderland tape

  gwyn_za@yahoo.com

  Thank You

  Posted from Thailand

  

• ray |  January 14th, 2007 at 3:18 am

  
  
  

  can someone send me the lampard tape too,please
  tonghy999@hotmail.com

  Posted from Hong Kong

  

• Jay |  January 16th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

  
  
  

  Here’s the second vid (NSFW!)

  Posted from United States

  

• joe |  January 17th, 2007 at 10:31 am

  
  
  

  Hi,

  Can somebody please mail me the Lampard sex tape please,
  hornysexyjo@hotmail.com

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

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  [...] what he forgot to mention is “we’d also love to host the next Sunderland sex tape in our VIP room, but only after the season has ended. Or the winter break. Friday? You’re [...]

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