At Least Cristiano Ronaldo Enjoyed His Suspension

By: Daryl | September 1st, 2007

If you’ve been wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo entertained himself while serving his three match suspension for that half-hearted head-butt against Portsmouth then wonder no longer. The ever (cough) reliable Sun features a story today about how Ronaldo had five “professional ladies” come to his house for a big poolside orgy last Sunday night, to celebrate United’s rather fortunate 1-0 win over Spurs. New signing Anderson was also there, apparently, and The Sun claim the girls took a picture of the Brazilian in his boxer shorts.

The good news is that the girls came all the way from an agency in Leeds, so at least Leeds still has something to offer the Premiership. The bad news is that Fergie is going to be angry, and you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Hopefully Ronaldo and Anderson are doing some endurance training in front of their hairdryers, ready for the inevitable Monday morning meeting in the manager’s office.

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• Erick |  September 1st, 2007 at 3:09 pm

  
  
  

  Ha! Are you sure they weren’t trannies?!?!?

  Posted from United States

  

• Ian |  September 2nd, 2007 at 6:02 am

  
  
  

  I don’t think I’ve ever seen CRon look so menacing. He looks NUTS in that picture.

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• The-Man-in-your-head |  September 2nd, 2007 at 9:15 am

  
  
  

  maybe Ronaldo Auditionin fo one of the jokers thugs in the dark knight because he looks fuckin insane in that picture where on earth did you discover it??

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

• elmi |  September 2nd, 2007 at 8:35 pm

  
  
  

  is this a sign that this ronaldo is following the footstep of the other ronaldo… and he’s still very young, but i believe saf being his coach will make the difference…

  Posted from Malaysia

  

• dd |  September 3rd, 2007 at 3:32 pm

  
  
  

  re Cristiano- I’d like bang him till he needed a new pelvis or something- he’s gorgeous.
  Next time he should spend more for some fitter girls!- rough!, and was there a granny hooker in there for Rooney?
  Sucky sucky five dollar!

  Posted from Australia

  

• kabelo |  September 5th, 2007 at 5:14 am

  
  
  

  ronaldo is wack but hay ronaldo at least u put your energy to use wit 5 girls

  Posted from United States

  

• lennie |  October 12th, 2007 at 6:33 am

  
  
  

  you forgot to include louis nani… he was there too. ronaldo is still blardy awesome to me.

  Posted from Australia

  

• em |  October 20th, 2007 at 7:34 am

  
  
  

  while im not overly keen on the whole prositute thing- ronaldo is one sexy footie player and id gladly f**k him for free. fair play to the girls that they got paid. having sex with a hottie like him aint no job its a gift from god. its skanky they sold their story though, that just makes them look like dirt.
  but my question is why did he need to pay for it? he could of gone out and got it for free.

  Posted from United Kingdom

  

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