Beware Chelsea! Britney Spears is scouting you

By: Bob | July 17th, 2007

Nine out of ten therapists to the stars agree. After you are involved in a bad relationship that leads to a meltdown in front of the world’s media it is important to get right back on the horse and find yourself a new man. A man who will bring stability to your life. A hard working guy who will be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. A professional football type of man.

In a story that probably is complete and utter bullshit, but nevertheless is mildly amusing, Britney Spears is apparently convinced that in order to get her life back in order she needs to be more like Victoria Beckham.

A source told the Daily Star: “Britney is really impressed by Victoria’s lifestyle, as many Los Angelites are. They see this strong woman with a handsome and famous husband, not to mention three lovely children – she does seem to have it all.

“Britney’s fascinated and obviously after her bad experiences with men, she’s taking notes about how to achieve this. Step one seems to be to bag a soccer star. She’s always dreamt of dating a sportsman. But Victoria is a real blueprint she thinks she could follow, so when she heard Chelsea were around she decided to send a ’scout’ to check them out.”

None of the Chelsea players would be stupid enough to touch this? Or would they?

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• Trent |  July 17th, 2007 at 11:46 am

  
  
  

  This is magnificent news. But does it need to be limited to the players? I think Brit and The Special One publicly dating would make us all happy for the rest of our days.

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• AJ |  July 17th, 2007 at 11:58 am

  
  
  

  LOL to Trent.

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• Nelly |  July 17th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

  
  
  

  I don’t think Chelsea will send their big stars to the US anyway; and Britney needs to at least know something about the game before she does anything.

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• Laurie |  July 17th, 2007 at 4:22 pm

  
  
  

  Posh knows nothing about the game, and it didn’t stop her from being the WAG Bimbo Queen.

  “The game” is far down on the list of details for a WAG. Spray tans, manicures, plastic surgeons… Who has time to worry about petty little things like 4-4-2? Or even which way the ball is supposed to go?

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• Laurie |  July 17th, 2007 at 4:23 pm

  
  
  

  And I think I read that pretty much all of Chelsea’s big stars are actually here, with the exception of Ballack.

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• Brian |  July 18th, 2007 at 6:17 am

  
  
  

  This is true, I read it on Perez Hilton.

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