Chelsea winning the world over one hotel heiress at a time

By: Bob | July 19th, 2007

We all know that John Terry is a tough guy. Last season he practically died on the pitch and then was back at practice within days. Terry once again has proven his toughness. Despite breaking his toe in a friendly against the Suwon Bluewings, Terry was able to muster the courage to join his teammates for a celebrity party in the Hollywood Hills. That kind of resolve is why he will earn £131,000-per-week and why he is able to pull off wearing the scarlet letter ‘m’, as in money, on his jeans.

As for the party, well I am too hungover to really go into details but it was fun catching up with my old friend Paris. It is nice to see that Chelsea have kept up the tradition of inviting criminals to their parties as part of their work release program. Having the opportunity to make out with Tara Reid is never a bad thing. One thing I couldn’t figure out is why Didier Drogba brought Gary Coleman as a guest.

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ben

the "M" on JT's jeans looks an awful lot like the Mansion logo on the Spurs kits. He's such a Ledley King wannabe.
Trent

Ah yes, from the Snoop Bob collection.
blah

were any mls players there?
Bob

It was a chilly evening so I wore this. Who would have known that Joe Cole shops at the same store as me?
Trent

Bob, since you've again evaded the paparazzi, I have to ask: what letter was emblazoned on your pants for the evening? Did you all line up and try to spell things?
Brian

LOL, that was nice. Yeah, I thought Gary Coleman died. Guess not. Where was Lindsey?

Also, didn't Paris say she was done with the 'partying lifestyle'? Somebody's a lying... uh... person.