Cristiano Ronaldo Gets Cuddly with Bollywood’s Bipasha Basu

Taking a break from our in-depth analysis of the 4-4-2, today we turn our attention to an equally serious subject: Cristiano Ronaldo’s lips and where they have been in recent days. In an example of globalization at work, the Portuguese footballer has been spotted getting all snuggly with Bollywood actress Bipasha Basu. Now they are even outsourcing WAGs!

Loyal readers, as well as other deviants, are likely stunned by this news. After all, hasn’t C-Ron been enjoying sizzling sex sessions with Gemma Atkinson? Indeed he has, but apparently they aren’t sizzling enough to prevent one of those notorious onlooker whose job it is to be in the right place at the right time to tell the Daily Star: “Cristiano and Bipasha were all over each other. If he has got a girlfriend she was the last thing on his mind. They were kissing and he was being very tender, cupping her face and staring into her eyes.”

I bet he was even winking.

So who is this Bipasha Basu and why is she a WAG to Remember? She’s a full six years older than C-Ron, she is on the list of Asia’s sexiest women and she was the winner of the Ford Supermodel of the World contest. Here’s an example of her Bollywood work. The male actor is not Alan Smith.

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Category: English Premier League