Didier Drogba gets his Drogbacite on in new Rap Album

By: Bob | April 23rd, 2007
   

drogba-tongue.jpgI was down at the record store (term used to show my age) the other day and the thought occurred to me that there clearly aren’t enough albums performed by footballers. Sure, you can enjoy the fine lyrics of Duece Dempsey, Gazza’s greatest hits should be part of your CD collection, Jay DeMerit’s Soccer Rocks really does rock and Rio Ferdinand’s school performance stands the test of time, but what the world really needs is something a little edgier. What the world really needs is Drogbacite.

That’s right. Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has come to the rescue by recording a rap album under the alias Drogbacite. Like any good rap performer he is the master at explaining himself.

“Drogbacite is about me and my success. There’s even a Drogbacite compilation CD. I need my music, especially before a game. I use it in the dressing room.”

Some of you might be wondering where the name Drogbacite comes from. Sounds kind of lame until you learn that it is a dance in his native Cote d’Ivoire that was inspired by Drogba’s play. And when you learn about Drogba’s past rap efforts with none other than Doctor Gynaecologist, you can see why our iPods will never again be the same.


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  • happy gilmore
    Drogba is a legend all u punk ass biatches jus wise up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Zimek
    Sas you are very poor.
  • Chelsea
    Kocham Chelsea!! Chelsea najlepsze! Nikt nie pokona Chelsea!! Chelsea zdominuje każdego!! www.cfcpoland.pl www.anglia.goal.pl www.chelsea.pl POLAND I love Chelsea
  • sas
    drogba is a diving muppet crap at football and is bound to be just as bad at rapping his up and coming album is bound to be cringeworthy and totally embarrasing not just for him but for all of his chelski team mates i for one hope he flops wich is a guarantee just another idiot with an oversized ego
  • Mike
    drogbas a ledg. if his albums as gd as his footi den it will top da charts
  • Sam
    We need more funk-ska fusion bands made up of pro footballers.
  • Ian
    Drogbacite is a crap nickname - PDidier (from Who Ate All the Pies) is my favorite.
  • Peter
    Drogbacite sounds like a drug that allows you to fall down on command.
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