Kaka’s Mom Puts London Into Panic, But Really Just Loves Jesus.By: The Offside | May 10th, 2011
Don’t you just hate it when mothers get involved in your life? Kaka surely does, and one would think a certain Russian tycoon of itchy trigger finger would as well?
His mother, Simone Leite, has increased speculation that a deal has already been done after she wrote on her Twitter account: ”We are going to be in London next season where we will be preaching the word of God. We will be there from August – I can tell you.”
Which sent the media world into a tizzy and Photoshop aficionados straight to the desktop.
Only “we” wasn’t Kaka. “We” was someone else entirely (somewhere in there, if it through a translator) – a preacher. Someone who was actually invited to “preach the word of God”, rather than the Leite family showing imposing imposing a bunch of Jesus on unsuspecting Londoners after a big ruble move to Stamford Bridge.
Sorry, Chelsea fans. You got kaka’d.