Man City Snap Up A Messiah

No, not Messi. They could hardly be bothered with such mere mortals when in fact they’ve gone one better and snapped up the actual Messiah, one Jesus H. Christ. At least this is what TalkSport tells us.

But they also tell us it’s a mere precursor to their inevitable capture of Ricky Kaka; a move which would clearly signal their intent to reunite the Holy Trinity, as this past year Ricky could certainly be considered the Holy Ghost.

God’s next. Be afraid.

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