Shaun Wright-Phillips is the Roman Abramovich of Porn

It is a problem that most of you probably face. You make gobs of money and you need something to invest it in. The stock market is always a roller coaster and you’d rather put your money into something you are truly passionate about. Something you can spend your free time monitoring. Something that will contribute to the greater good. Something that offers both a steady return on investment and a steady return on pleasure. Something like pornography.

Cheslea’s Shaun Wright-Phillips is apparently such a connoisseur of movies involving naked people and cheesy soundtracks that he has invested £20,000 into Babe Central, a porn channel in England.

According to the reliable-when-it-comes-to-porn-and-footballers-stories The Sun:

And it has caused an almighty stir among other after-the-missus-has-gone-to-bed channels. A seedy insider said:

“Shaun’s money has forced up the wages for the girls and Babe Central’s rivals are far from happy. It’s exactly like Chelsea in the transfer market.

“He’s been dropping in at Babe Central with his pals and ogling the girls.

“The flats above have been complaining about Wright-Phillips and his chums making so much noise while they’ve been watching the babes.

“The girls are writhing around in front of the cameras, talking to viewers, while Wright-Phillips and his pals drink champagne.”

I suspect Wright-Phillips will know many of the customers using his channel.

By the way, now that Chelsea have a porn king and they are trying to get a trained killer who was Michael Jackson’s bodyguard to be their trainer, they might be the most awesome club in the history of awesome clubs.

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Category: English Premier League, World Football

Tags: Babe Central, Chelsea, English Premier League, porn, Shaun-Wright Phillips, World Football, World Soccer

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