The First Lady of Chelsea is a real pisser

That charming little lady to the left there is Tzofit Grant, the wife of new Chelsea boss Avram Grant. You might think that her makeup and hair choices are the most startling thing about the photo, but that is only the case until you find out that the liquid she is drinking is her own urine.

It seems that the First Lady of Chelsea is quite the character in Israel, where she hosts a television program that sounds very enlightening. From 100 Percent Injury Rate:

Here are just a few of the things she did on TV in Israel:

1. Knocked back a whisky tumbler of her own urine live on air to explore whether or not it had any health benefits.

2. She appeared with a sadomasochist, allowing herself to be spanked and then accepted his invitation to punch him hard in the face.

3. She sat with a male companion in a bath of spaghetti and tomato sauce while wearing a bathing suit, and they toasted each other with red wine.

4. She turned her hand unashamedly to doing raunchy live interviews in a show called Real Time, going to visit reserve soldiers in military outposts and allowing herself to be depicted taking communal showers with them, and even admiring ‘girlie’ magazines together.

Now we know who to blame when the photos come out featuring John Terry and Frank Lampard together in a tub full of spaghetti sharing a refreshing glass of urine.

I miss Jose Mourinho already.

UPDATE: Here is a video of the piss drinking and other hijinks.

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