The NFL Sends in the Cheerleaders to Covert English Soccer Fans

By: Bob | December 8th, 2006

The National Football League is hungry for a global audience. Sports fans in England prefer the football where men in shorts kick a ball over the one where men in pads pound the snot out of each other. What can the NFL do to turn Portsmouth fans into Pointy Ball fans? Deploy the league’s ace in the hole: the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleading squad. Somewhere in the shopping mall today, many a WAG is feeling threatened, while fans of athelete sex tapes are giddy with anticipation.

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Category: English Premier League

Tags: Cheerleaders, English Premier League, NFL, Philadelphia Eagles

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• Horzo |  December 8th, 2006 at 6:40 pm

  
  
  

  And the English fans will quickly come to realize why cheerleaders exist…a much needed audience distraction while the players on the field stand around waiting through the 57th TV timeout of the game.

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• sam |  December 10th, 2006 at 7:13 pm

  
  
  

  Haha, nicely put.

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