http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/the-pros-and-cons-of-potential-newcastle-managers.html League Football, Soccer News and Views from Around the World Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:45:33 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/the-pros-and-cons-of-potential-newcastle-managers.html#comment-94917 derek Tue, 15 Jan 2008 18:35:53 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/the-pros-and-cons-of-potential-newcastle-managers.html#comment-94917 Is this really the best the Premiership can do? A list of unsuccessful managers with baggage that we've all seen before, and then Alan Shearer. If this is truly the list Ashley has in front of him, I feel bad for Newcastle fans (but not for too long). Is this really the best the Premiership can do? A list of unsuccessful managers with baggage that we’ve all seen before, and then Alan Shearer. If this is truly the list Ashley has in front of him, I feel bad for Newcastle fans (but not for too long).

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/the-pros-and-cons-of-potential-newcastle-managers.html#comment-94784 Ak Tue, 15 Jan 2008 07:27:04 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/england/english-premiership/the-pros-and-cons-of-potential-newcastle-managers.html#comment-94784 Don't forget that Shearer is an idiot, McLaren has as much personality as a brick wall (and is as popular as herpes), Keegan was an even more inept England manager than McLaren was, and Souness was only just sacked by the Newcastle fans. Houllier left England, ultimately, as a "failure", and without a brilliant reputation either; Martin Jol has only just failed miserably with spurs, and let's face it, would you eat food that's taken a trip to the floor, without even giving it a wipe first? The fans have too much pride to even consider Coppell, and Mourinho has no chance of coming. And when I say "no chance", I mean absolutely, undeniably, irrevocably no chance of coming. Ever. With big fuck-off bells hanging of it. Hughes? Probably the wisest choice, but with all the recent backing from ex-managers, it'll probably be the idiot that gets the nod. Don’t forget that Shearer is an idiot, McLaren has as much personality as a brick wall (and is as popular as herpes), Keegan was an even more inept England manager than McLaren was, and Souness was only just sacked by the Newcastle fans. Houllier left England, ultimately, as a “failure”, and without a brilliant reputation either; Martin Jol has only just failed miserably with spurs, and let’s face it, would you eat food that’s taken a trip to the floor, without even giving it a wipe first? The fans have too much pride to even consider Coppell, and Mourinho has no chance of coming. And when I say “no chance”, I mean absolutely, undeniably, irrevocably no chance of coming. Ever. With big fuck-off bells hanging of it. Hughes? Probably the wisest choice, but with all the recent backing from ex-managers, it’ll probably be the idiot that gets the nod.

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