Those “Sizzling Sex Sessions” might explain Cristiano Ronaldo’s Great Form

By: Bob | January 9th, 2007

Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo deserves a lot of credit. Not only has he withstood intense scrutiny and the boo birds wherever he has played this season and not only has he developed into one of the top players in the English Premier League and not only is the subject of the most commented upon thread in World Cup Blog history (902 comments and growing), but he also has reportedly found himself quite a lady friend.

The juicy and somewhat believable details are that C-Ron is spending some alone time eating jam with a 22-year-old actress named Gemma Atkinson. That sound you just heard was the breaking of millions of teenager’s hearts.

According to those in the know (or at least the Sun and, really, they know these sorts of things better than anyone), the contestant in ITV’s Soapstar Superstar competition and former plaything of Charlton striker Marcus Bent has been enjoying sizzling sex sessions with Ronaldo.

Yep. Too much information. I know.

The good news is that as of this moment there are no sex tapes of the two floating around and one can only imagine what would happen if there was one. The other Ronaldo’s ex’s video would disappear from the most popular page and YouTube’s servers would likely explode. Let us all keep the faith that we won’t live to see this day.

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• Wendall |  January 9th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

  
  
  

  From the linked article:
  However, Gemma’s spokesman declined to comment on the affair, saying: “We are choosing not to comment.”

  Reporting at its finest. Where’s Captain Obvious when you need him?

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• Luis |  January 9th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

  
  
  

  Sheesh….that’s more action then any 21 year old deserves. If he keeps this up, consider the viagra sponsorship he’ll land when he retires.

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• kerry |  February 11th, 2007 at 8:16 pm

  
  
  

  hey dont blame her.. if i was ronaldos gf i would do him everyday so……

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• jason avison |  February 12th, 2007 at 7:42 am

  
  
  

  you americans are pathetic ronaldo is a ugly and cheating git.

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• futuree mz ronaldo |  March 25th, 2007 at 11:24 am

  
  
  

  i would bed ronaldo every day ! lol he aint ugly he is sexxxxiiiii grrrrrrr lol

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• georgina |  April 18th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

  
  
  

  i think this jst broke me…..

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• sophie |  May 9th, 2007 at 8:11 am

  
  
  

  ronaldo is nt ugly or a cheater im english and i dnt h8 him u hold 2 much of a grudge u need to get ova it and get a lifexxx cristiano ronaldo tu amo!!!

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• cory |  October 19th, 2007 at 7:04 pm

  
  
  

  i think the best soccer player (c ronaldo) can do whatever the fuck he wants!!!

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• natasha |  October 30th, 2007 at 4:51 am

  
  
  

  who doesnt love c ron
  he is cute ,sexy etc
  everybody loves him
  me too
  

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