Those “Sizzling Sex Sessions” might explain Cristiano Ronaldo’s Great Form

Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo deserves a lot of credit. Not only has he withstood intense scrutiny and the boo birds wherever he has played this season and not only has he developed into one of the top players in the English Premier League and not only is the subject of the most commented upon thread in World Cup Blog history (902 comments and growing), but he also has reportedly found himself quite a lady friend.

The juicy and somewhat believable details are that C-Ron is spending some alone time eating jam with a 22-year-old actress named Gemma Atkinson. That sound you just heard was the breaking of millions of teenager’s hearts.

According to those in the know (or at least the Sun and, really, they know these sorts of things better than anyone), the contestant in ITV’s Soapstar Superstar competition and former plaything of Charlton striker Marcus Bent has been enjoying sizzling sex sessions with Ronaldo.

Yep. Too much information. I know.

The good news is that as of this moment there are no sex tapes of the two floating around and one can only imagine what would happen if there was one. The other Ronaldo’s ex’s video would disappear from the most popular page and YouTube’s servers would likely explode. Let us all keep the faith that we won’t live to see this day.

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Category: English Premier League