

Wayne Rooney can Beat you Up, while Sitting Down
By: Bob | September 8th, 2006
Add another glorious chapter to Wayne Rooney’s five-volume autobiography. The Manchester United forward got into a scrap with Blackburn defender Michael Gray while enjoying a night out on his town with fiancee Coleen McLoughlin.
Not exactly startling news until you read how Gray provoked Rooney’s anger and how the 20-year-old responded.
A clubber said: “It finally went off when he made the big mistake of suggesting a threesome with Coleen.
“Wayne whacked him without even getting from his seat. Gray hit the deck and by the time he stopped seeing stars he was removed by bouncers.”
Take note, Cristiano Ronaldo, Rooney can kick ass while still sitting down.
A report was not filed with the police. Manchester United will play Blackburn on November 11. The winner will not be awarded a threesome.
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