Comments on: Wayne Rooney can Beat you Up, while Sitting Down

By: Nick Cantwell

Nick Cantwell — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:34:57 +0000

Rooney – suspended from International football because of a sending off. Rooney – suspended from club football because of a sending off.
No wonder he has taken up boxing.

By: Lulu

Lulu — Sat, 09 Sep 2006 03:48:18 +0000

I can’t believe that I finally have some sympathy for Rooney. Gray sounds like an even bigger pillock than Rooney. Which is saying a lot! If Rooney didn’t even have to stand up, Gray must have been leaning at 45 degrees oozing booze breath all over the table. Ewwww…

So, when is the next time they meet on the pitch? That could be a match worth taping.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:53:35 +0000

As the story says, you don’t mess with Wazza cause he’s ‘rock hard’.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:18:29 +0000

In my next life, I want to come back as Wayne Rooney.

I want to experience what it would be like to go through life as one gigantic, pulsating mass of soccer talent, testosterone, and pure, unadulterated id.

By: Luis

Luis — Fri, 08 Sep 2006 22:02:21 +0000

Don’t think Ronaldo has much to worry about. I don’t think he would have much problem organizing his own threesomes. Besides, Ronaldo is much quicker on this feet then Gray.