Wayne Rooney is Literate

Manchester United and England forward Wayne Rooney is eager to learn how his just released autobiography entitled “Wayne Rooney: My Story So Far” ends. The book is the first of five that Rooney is set to pen in between collecting red cards and visiting 90-year-old prostitutes. Rooney’s life story is is currently ranked 166 on Amazon’s sales list, well behind 50th ranked Frank Lampard. If Rooney’s writing inspires you or if you have a way with words yourself, the good folks at BootsnAll are looking for travel logue writers. Sadly, Rooney has not applied yet.

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