Who Are You and What Have You Done With Titus Bramble?

By: Martha | January 3rd, 2008

When Titus Bramble played for Newcastle, he was often described as “unfairly maligned” by the most gentle of pundits. Let me tell you, the “unfairly” is a load of crap, the man was utter rubbish: A professional footballer who sometimes could hardly even managed to put the ball into the stand effectively, let alone win a headball in the box. And now? Now he’s score twice in two games for ~~Bolton~~ Wigan, including last night’s superb finish against Liverpool (at the end of the clip). I’m assuming aliens and a pod are involved.

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Nolan

The thing with Bramble is he actually is on paper a good defender, not to mention a danger on set pieces. The problem is he has much worse concentration than any professional athlete should ever have, which makes him one of the most entertaining defenders in the game.
Martha

Yes, yes he does. Sigh. Fixing, thank you!
lem

Bramble plays for Wigan Athletic, not Bolton. ;)
Martha

I swear I had to read the match report four times, and then rewatch the video before I believe it. The inconsiderate bastard.
Dave's Football Blog

Replace Titus Bramble with Chris Baird. The jokes should still work.
Johnny on the Spot

Funny, i just said something similiar about Bramble. He's ruining the easiest joke in football.