Who Are You and What Have You Done With Titus Bramble?

By: Martha | January 3rd, 2008

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When Titus Bramble played for Newcastle, he was often described as “unfairly maligned” by the most gentle of pundits. Let me tell you, the “unfairly” is a load of crap, the man was utter rubbish: A professional footballer who sometimes could hardly even managed to put the ball into the stand effectively, let alone win a headball in the box. And now? Now he’s score twice in two games for Bolton Wigan, including last night’s superb finish against Liverpool (at the end of the clip). I’m assuming aliens and a pod are involved.

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• Johnny on the Spot |  January 3rd, 2008 at 8:09 am

  
  
  

  Funny, i just said something similiar about Bramble. He’s ruining the easiest joke in football.

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• Dave's Football Blog |  January 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 am

  
  
  

  Replace Titus Bramble with Chris Baird. The jokes should still work.

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• Martha |  January 3rd, 2008 at 8:50 am

  
  
  

  I swear I had to read the match report four times, and then rewatch the video before I believe it. The inconsiderate bastard.

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• lem |  January 3rd, 2008 at 9:08 am

  
  
  

  Bramble plays for Wigan Athletic, not Bolton.

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• Martha |  January 3rd, 2008 at 9:33 am

  
  
  

  Yes, yes he does. Sigh. Fixing, thank you!

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• Nolan |  January 3rd, 2008 at 11:28 am

  
  
  

  The thing with Bramble is he actually is on paper a good defender, not to mention a danger on set pieces. The problem is he has much worse concentration than any professional athlete should ever have, which makes him one of the most entertaining defenders in the game.

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