Football Team Finds Locker Room Used as Sex Room

Nothing is quite as romantic as a football changing room. The dirty socks lying on the floor, the smell of body odor in the air, the uncomfortable stools to sit up…indeed, if you are looking for a place to rekindle your relationship you should consider a romantic romp in a locker room. Just ask the people (or person) who used Big City Tyres FC’s changing room to have some fun while the lads were out kicking the ball around.

Upon returning to their changing room following a big win in the Notts Football Combination Division Two match, the players from Big City Tyres FC noticed that things weren’t quite as they had left them 90 minutes before. The changing room contained bottles of baby oil, porn and sex toys.

Defender Robert Dunn said: “We came back to the changing rooms but it was locked. We were banging on the door and had to get the groundsman to let us in.

“We couldn’t believe it - we were shocked. There were towels made up like a bed and there was a mirror hanging from a peg.”

The peculiar scene also featured a selection of sex toys, some of which were home-made and “quite large”.

Mr Dunn added: “When we walked through, we thought - ‘We didn’t leave that on the floor!’ We all got out of the changing room quick.

Homemade sex toys that were “quite large”. Haven’t these perverts ever heard of the Ollie K?

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