The Most Painful Goal You’ll Ever See

By: Bob | April 23rd, 2007

I though that seeing a player score with his backside would be the most unusual goal I would see today, but then I came across the above video. Just watching it is enough to make a grown man cry. The worst part for the goal scorer must have been having his teammates come over for a little post goal celebration while he is gasping for air and resigned to the fact that no amount of magic spray could ever make him feel better. By the way, this is the second most painful thing I have seen today. A Japanese game show wins the cringe-inducing top prize.



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  • Ian |  April 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm

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    Poor Morecambe. Third in the conference and battling for promotion, and their one spot of fame comes from an “America’s Favorite Home Videos” moment of a ball to the crotch.

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  • Sam |  April 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm

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    Potential female commentors: Don’t even bother. You don’t know what it’s like. YOU DON’T.

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  • MOUM2 |  April 25th, 2007 at 9:06 am

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    Hilarious thats my vid

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  • seun |  April 28th, 2007 at 12:56 pm

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    pls i will like u to tell me the way to get to join arsenal football team and to play for them in the future

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  • Nelly |  April 28th, 2007 at 4:31 pm

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    “This video is no longer available” it says :(

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    [...] order to keep our license and our spot on the internet, The Offside is federally mandated to show any goal scored by any penis from anywhere in the world. The effort above comes from Stuttgart’s Mario Gomez against [...]

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