Crouchy want a Cracker?

Relax Liverpool fans, Peter Crouch is not showing off your team’s new kits and he hasn’t decided to forgo a career in football to star in a children’s television show as Crouchy the Freaky Giant Parrot that no one Loves. Instead, the Eighth Wonder of the World is all dressed up for his team’s Christmas party extravaganza. No wonder he is able to attract the most coveted bird in town. The Sun delivers with a slideshow of the Liverpool players in costumes ranging from John Arne Riise dressed as Wayne Rooney, I mean Shrek, to Stephen Warnock dressed as himself, I mean a baby. It is worth checking out if for no other reason than it confirms that Harry Kewell is still alive.

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Category: English Premier League