Peter Crouch’s Girlfriend is the WAG you most want to Shag

While many people cringe when they watch the human robot known as Peter Crouch play football, they are also likely to think about the Liverpool forward while they are having sex. No, the image of Crouch is not the new Viagra, but his model/musician girlfriend has apparently made her way into a number of fantasies for men in the UK.

It was announced today that Crouch’s significant other, Abigail Clancy, has been voted by men in a poll as the number one celebrity they fantasize about while doing the nasty (isn’t that what the kids call it these days?) with their partners. Clancy, who allegedly history with cocaine might explain why she would chose to share a bedroom with a freak like Crouch, beat out Ashley Cole’s main squeeze, Cheryl Cole, in a survey of 1,000 men.

The selection of Clancy should come as no surprise to those who follow the WAG power rankings closely – and since you read The Offside I am fairly certain you have these rankings memorized by now. Clancy recently claimed the title of sexiest WAG as voted by the knowledgeable readers of FHM magazine. It has been quite the month for Ms. Clancy. A heartfelt congratulations goes out to her from all of us here at The Offside.

Without further ado, your current top ten WAGs:

1. Abigail Clancy (Pete Crouch).
2. Cheryl Cole (Ashley Cole).
3. Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott).
4. Coleen McLoughlin (Wayne Rooney).
5. Elen Rives (Frank Lampard).
6. Alex Curran (Steven Gerrard).
7. Louise Bonsall (Michael Owen).
8. Carly Zucker (Joe Cole).
9. Michaela Henderson-Thynne (Stuart Downing).
10. Toni Poole (John Terry).

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