In any Language, Vikash Dhorasoo should stick to Making Movies

By: Bob | September 26th, 2006

It has been a pretty productive couple of months for France midfielder Vikash Dhorassoo. First he managed to piss off his World Cup teammates for filming them playing grab ass in the locker room showers and now he has pissed off his manager at Paris Saint-Germain.

Dhorasoo has been excluded from the PSG squad because of a very public clash with manager Guy Lacombe. The midfielder claims that Lacombe has been keeping him out of action because of personality differences. The manager says there is another reason:

“Do I have to explain it in Latin? In Greek? He’s not playing because he’s not been good enough,” Lacombe told L’Equipe.

Actually, we’d like to hear Lacombe say that in Latin, preferably the pig kind, because in any language it is true. Dhorasoo has been largely useless as a player for a while now and we’re pleased someone finally came out and said it so he can move on to his next career.

Dhorasoo has been summoned to meet with the PSG president to discuss the matter and to presumably be scolded. We hope he brings his camera with him. This could all make for a great sequel to his documentary about the French team.

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ahmad

i want play football in qatar
Pablo

Coupet was in the French roster, then walked out cause he wasnt going to be the starter. And Pires is no star either. Zidane was a disgrace, and i'm not talking about the head-butt. He was way below par, as were a lot of the rest, like Thuram and Viera. Dhorasoo was barely out of the bench, so i'm curious to know how you came up with "joker", on so little evidence. PSG and Lyon are two of the biggest teams in France, and somehow they thought he could play. BTW not too long ago AC Milan also had him on their squad. Must mean something...
George Hernandez

OK so Dhorasoo is worthless now u dont know what ur talkin bout just get out of here...
lazaro

Why Domenech chose this joker for the national squad is beyond me. Meanwhile, Domenech turned down real talents like Coupet (wrong astrological sign!) and Pires.