Rumor Of The Summer: Lucas Moura x PSG

Sitting down?

There have been a number of big signings by newly-minty big clubs in the past years. The nouveau riche. Inter, Manchester United and PSG were all reportedly going after Lucas Moura. The Parisians have reportedly won out, with Inter supremo Massimo Moratti explaining why Inter has abandoned ship on Moura.

Massimo Moratti has confirmed Inter are pulling out of the race for Lucas Moura. “There are no regrets, as the €45m PSG offered are completely illogical.”

[This space reserved for silence.]

There aren’t enough emoticons in the world.

And in nearby Switzerland (or France) (or northwestern Italy), Michel Platini is furiously attempting to invent a time machine to get to his self-sufficiency platform. Which is precisely why PSG is outlaying all this cash right now, one would imagine.

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Category: French Ligue 1