Yeah, but does it have Opposable Thumbs?

In another sign that humans are becoming obsolete, French side AS Nancy-Lorraine has purchased an automated lawnmower to keep their pitch perfectly manicured. The futuristic machine is directed with a magnetic frame around the pitch and trims the grass a precise two millimeters per lap. Now if only they would make one of these that can a fetch a beer from the fridge while the game is on we’ll be all set for a lifetime of sloth.

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Category: French Ligue 1