Another Reason Landon Donovan won’t leave MLS

By: Bob | November 29th, 2006

Cancel your New Year’s Eve plans. Take your tux to the dry cleaners. You have a wedding to attend. Landon Donovan is abandoning the bachelor life to get hitched on December 31. No, California hasn’t legalized same sex marriage yet. Landycakes doesn’t swing that way. The lucky lady who will wear the pants in the family is none other than actress Bianca Kajlich. Yeah, I’ve never heard of her either, but if you do a Google image search for her you can get to know her various female body parts quite well. She passes the WAG test with flying colors.

Where will the happy newlyweds live? We know it won’t be anywhere is Europe. That place is too scary and you can’t find a decent hamburger to save your life. Instead, they’ll settle for the rough and tumble world of Manhattan Beach, California where the upstairs of their home is where “all the magic happens.”

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luke

we all know the english premiership is the best soccer league in the world I recon donovan would get on to a good midtable team maybe if he did good he could get in to a top team in the English league he is 1player 4 usa
roswitha

So, he doesn't know that a living room is called a ... living room?
soze

This guy has the personality of a neutered poodle.

How can you expect anything from a guy like that on the pitch. There needs to be some arrogance and at least a hint of a type A personality to succeed on the battlefield.
Marcello

The reason why he plays in the U.S. of A is because he has some called PRIDE...
Horzo

Living in SoCal near the beach with an actress...some sucker pays you $1mil/year to play in a cake league. Yeah, sorry, I wouldn't go to Germany either.
Finn

Seriously what a fucking pussy. All the talent in the world and this? THIS?

Yeh your trophy cabinet is "mini" for a reason numnuts!

Oh and what is with the little ankle biter dogs?

Blech.