Colorado Rapids to Play at Penis Park

By: Bob | November 8th, 2006

big-dicks-inn.jpgI’m not sure who made the decision about the naming rights for the Colorado Rapids new stadium, but I have a sinking suspicion it was done by a group of 9-year-old boys playing video games and making farts jokes. The MLS team has announced that they will be playing their games at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park. Contrary to my initial reaction, the name comes from a sports retailer who forked over $40 million for the 20-year naming rights and is not, in fact, a tribute to Clint Mathis. One can only hope that Colorado fans embrace the name and show proper support for their club when they play hard at the Dick.



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  • Isaiah |  November 9th, 2006 at 9:29 am

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    That still doesn’t rival the potential brilliance that was the Arizona Cardinals’ Pink Taco Stadium (before the deal was axed and it became The University of Arizona Stadium or something close to that)…

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  • Mark Powell |  April 8th, 2007 at 3:13 pm

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    Well Dicks Sporting Goods Stadium,You Yanks are unbelievable! Im sure glad you lot are always coming up with some of the stupidest names and ideas that makes me even more proud to be Canadian.ONLY IN AMERICA !
    Enjoy getting dicked at dicks.

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