http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html League Football, Soccer News and Views from Around the World Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:24:39 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-79174 Shane Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:55:26 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-79174 The full version of the commercial gives more insight. The main "difficult" thing pointed out is the death threats. That alone in the football world is ridiculous. Grow up, ya know? The full version of the commercial gives more insight. The main “difficult” thing pointed out is the death threats. That alone in the football world is ridiculous. Grow up, ya know?

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-79160 LC Nehring Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:21:05 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-79160 I know why it's so impossible. The key is in the video - at around the 15 second mark, he says that after he scored the goal against Greece, the sports writers all got up and started clapping him. Now, in case you didn't know it, "clapping" means giving an STD. So, now Becks has to explain to the robot how he got multiple STDs. I know why it’s so impossible. The key is in the video – at around the 15 second mark, he says that after he scored the goal against Greece, the sports writers all got up and started clapping him. Now, in case you didn’t know it, “clapping” means giving an STD. So, now Becks has to explain to the robot how he got multiple STDs.

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-79129 5 Pound Bag Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:47:28 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-79129 He is naturally left-footed but lost the use of it in an ill-considered drunken wager with Sir Alex. He is naturally left-footed but lost the use of it in an ill-considered drunken wager with Sir Alex.

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-78895 Nick Mon, 19 Nov 2007 23:41:26 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-78895 I'd imagine being married to that train wreck of a wife to be quite challenging... I’d imagine being married to that train wreck of a wife to be quite challenging…

]]> http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-78872 Lupo562 Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:32:36 +0000 http://www.theoffside.com/leagues/mls/david-beckham-achieving-the-impossible.html#comment-78872 You clearly don't realize how much effort (and how many products) go into perfecting his hair... You clearly don’t realize how much effort (and how many products) go into perfecting his hair…

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