Here’s your Chance to do all kinds of Depraved things with the MLS Cup

Fans of professional hockey have probably heard the stories about what the players from the championship team do in the off-season with the Stanley Cup trophy. They use it to chug massive amounts of beer, they defecate in it, and they take it to their farms and let their donkeys go to town. You name it the poor trophy has seen it. Such is not the case with the MLS Cup where the players are presumably too busy busing tables for a living during the winter months. The trophy is nine decades younger than the Stanley Cup and still as innocent as Freddy Adu. Here’s an opportunity to change all that.

The Houston Dynamo, winners of MLS’ biggest prize this season, are offering up the opportunity to spend Christmas with the MLS Cup. All you have to do is make your bid online (currently there are 3 bids with the top one at $600) and if you win Santa Claus will deliver the phallic trophy to your house on Christmas Eve and you get to do anything you like with it until Boxing Day. The auction proceeds will go to a local charity.

The contest is only open to those living within 40 miles of Houston and unfortunately after you are done with it you can’t give the trophy to Landon Donovan as a wedding gift.

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Category: MLS