Rapper ‘The Game’ Ready to Kick David Beckham’s Ass

By: Bob | January 11th, 2007

I can’t say that I am all that familiar with the music of the rapper who calls himself The Game (I’m guessing he doesn’t do Barry Manilow covers), but I do know that he is one opportunistic dude. Fresh on the heels of the announcement that David Beckham will be playing soccer for the LA Galaxy come summer, The Game has issued a challenge to play Becks in a one-on-one match since, you know, soccer is best played one-on-one. Says Jayceon Taylor, whose clearly prefers to be known by his street cred-approved moniker: “I’d kick David Beckham’s ass on any given day. I’d just pick the ball up and kick the s**t out of the stadium, game over.”

Surely this challenge will be front page news in papers across the United States tomorrow, right? Nobody else is talking about the Beckham deal, right? Let’s take a stroll around the Blogosphere to find out.

• Posh & Becks to Begin Stealing Valuable American Oxygen (Best Week Ever)
• Beckham signing and the death of the MLS (Off the Crossbar)
• Beckham - Saying the Right Thing + Conspiracies (It’s a Simple Game)
• Becks Now 3rd Highest Paid Athlete (The Footie Fool)
• Beckham Joins LA Galaxy For £500K A Week (Caught Offside)
• Beckham’s Escape to LA: the first reaction in quotes (Who Ate All the Pies)
• No deal. Bye Bye Becks (All in White)
• US Soccer just got a lot prettier (Sports Column Blog)
• Beckham retires from “football” (The Soccer Weblog)
• Didn’t they say the same thing about Pele? (Bon Jour, Pee Wee)

Yep, The Game sure does know how to generate a headline.

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• Borat |  January 12th, 2007 at 10:14 am

  
  
  

  This is a very, very angry chocolate face man. He is funny.

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• Wendall |  February 22nd, 2007 at 12:41 pm

  
  
  

  From the Scottish rugby jersey he’s wearing and his comments about picking the ball up, methinks he has rugby crossed with football. But after Becks’ well publicized friendship with Johnny Wilkinson, he might not be so shabby at rugby either.

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• soccer fan |  March 11th, 2007 at 10:08 am

  
  
  

  hey who are you kidding he wouldnt just kick your ass he would nutmeg your ass back to wherever you came from.. you probably dont know what nutmeg is so keep your rappin ass rappin cause you suck ass at soccer considering you know nothing about it..

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• Culture of Soccer » Blog Archive » American Celebrities and European Soccer Fandom |  September 18th, 2007 at 6:09 pm | Pingback

  
  
  

  [...] threatening to “kick David Beckham’s ass” rapper The Game was merely a fan of Blackburn Rovers. Or at least he wore their jersey (complete [...]

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• del |  November 4th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

  
  
  

  its a blackburn rovers shirt u muppet

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