You’d Think Landon Donovan would Register for a Set of Brass Balls
By: Bob | December 13th, 2006
Just a public service reminder that the magical day when Landon Donovan marries that b-list actress that is out of his league is fast approaching and now is the time for you to purchase your wedding gift for the happy couple. As The Big Lead points out, the two lovebirds are registered at Macy’s and they would like nothing more than for you to buy them a Calvin Klien Thistle Mug. Keep in mind that he is still drawing an MLS salary so you might be able to understand why a $21 mug would be on the wish list. I wonder if his LA Galaxy teammate Kobi Jones will serve as a bridesmaid at the wedding. Now that’s a thought.
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I don’t think that the prospective Mrs. Donovan was out of L’il Landon’s league. I think she’s out of his SPORT, if you get my drift….
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Oy! It’s Cobi, not Kobi!
And yes, I agree with Shawn. I’d even add, she’s out of his section of the newspaper.Posted from
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If there’s anything like “heart” or “will to win” on the registry then count me in. I’ll happily part with a few weeks salary to get Landon those things in time for the Copa America.
And will Macy’s gift wrap it?
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omg shes icky!! srry but i love u way more than she does
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OH and i LOVE soccer
unlike her….
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shes too icky for you…. she doesnt love soccer as much as i do… and ur too hot for her
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