Achieving A Universally Held Dream…

…of punching Mark van Bommel in the face.

Footballers, pundits and fans have long held the unshakable desire to take a rolled up mound of knuckles and thrash them across any piece of van Bommel’s face which may have it. Lazio’s Andre Dias fulfilled this dream in the Coppa Italia yesterday, and it only cost him three cup matches worth in suspension.

That doesn’t mean it’s the right thing to do, of course, but everyone would love the chance.

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Category: Serie A