Kevin Constant Gets A SongBy: The Offside | May 10th, 2013
Warning: (Most likely) NSFW.
Of all the footballers to get a song…Kevin Constant. And not a terrace song which involves three lines and rhyming striker with pterodactyl. Proper song. Sort of. His name’s Don Rik. It’s an Italian rap. And it involves a lot of lyrics about Kevin Constant, as well as other footballers. And a scantily clad girl who might be playing dead because some dude just broke into her bedroom and starting rapping to a camera. Plus Constant makes a cameo early in the video, and he appears to be talking.
Amateur lip reading says: “Who is this guy? Why is he standing near me? What is this terrible song behind me? Who had a stroke and gave him that hair? What the hell is going on?”