Napoli Bans Sex, Destroys Transfer Pull

You heard it here first: no one is going to go to Napoli anyone. No one. And Cavani is probably regretting that contract he inked just last week or so.

No sex 48h previous a match – not just in the champagne room, but anywhere.

“Avoiding sexual activity for two days before a game is fundamental to prevent muscular strains, contractions or inflammations,” Professor Alfonso De Nicola told the Corriere del Mezzogiorno newspaper.

“It is the rule for our squad. There is also a specific work done by my staff and the fitness coaches which is aimed more at prevention than cure.

So are they running this thing on the honor system or what?

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Category: Serie A