The Mario Balotelli Car Wash

It’s hard for anyone to be less of a fan of Mario Balotelli, but this is absolutely disgusting: a Manchester United fan is about to urinate on Balotelli’s camo Lambo, while others sing United songs. Which is just…show a little respect for the simple fact that he’s a living, breathing human being, albeit with horribly suspect taste in automobile coloring. He may not be the world’s most fantastic personality, but this is a bit much based on the team which pays his salary.

In other news, Mario Balotelli just completed a transfer to Milan today, signing with former club Inter’s most despised rival. In the same city.

He might want to purchase a less conspicuous vehicle and some hand sanitizer then.

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Category: Serie A