David Beckham is the Master of the Handball

By: Bob | May 21st, 2007

Ever since we wrote the definitive chapter on the great David Beckham penis controversy, we can’t help but notice that Goldenballs has been checking on his little guys with a degree of frequency during his waning days at Real Madrid. The excitement of his imminent arrival to MLS is enough to make any grown man’s pants feel a bit uncomfortable, but this is getting, um, out of hand.

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• Laurie |  May 21st, 2007 at 11:22 am

  
  
  

  If I were married to Posh I’d probably feel a need to verify their continued existence pretty frequently too.

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• Diane |  May 21st, 2007 at 11:30 am

  
  
  

  I can’t believe this took you 24 hours!!! I’ve been waiting to see when they would pop up offside since…how to put this sensitively enough for the boys…Becks was booted in the nuts intentionally TWICE during yesterdays match against Recreativo Huelva.

  It was absolutely the most amazing match EVER nonetheless, and we are now waiting even more breathlessly, if possible, for the football portion of the highlights.

  BTW, another issue raised is whether the Spanish refs are still a bit miffed about Becks’ rescinded suspension a couple of weeks ago and might be willing to overlook anything short of attempted homicide, since everyone in MY bar certainly, and the GolTV announcers (who clearly know everything), thought at least one of the whacks was worth a red.

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• Diane |  May 21st, 2007 at 11:33 am

  
  
  

  Hi Laurie, it’s nice to see we are always the first to arrive at Bob’s most substantive (one could only hope) posts!

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• Clint |  May 21st, 2007 at 12:53 pm

  
  
  

  When Sir Beckham arrives in LA, we should have a look-alike contest. The person who can look most like he’s giving him (or her) self a testicular cancer self-examination wins.

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• Clint |  May 21st, 2007 at 12:54 pm

  
  
  

  …although if “he’s” giving “herself” the exam, we might want to check the rulebook. I learned writing from the Ralph Wiggum School of Journalism.

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• Laurie |  May 21st, 2007 at 1:41 pm

  
  
  

  Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

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• haris |  May 22nd, 2007 at 1:37 am

  
  
  

  wakkkwakkkkkk……..wakakkkk…..
  Beckham out ur hand from pants!!!!

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