The Clasico Party Never Ends

December 11th.

That’s the next time these two monstrosities will face one another, perhaps in a league-mandated steel cage with Marquess of Queensbury rules and everyone signing a pre-match waiver for bodily harm/death.

An exceptional war of words already, with Pique declaring “Mourinho is wrecking Spanish football” and Jose retorting that Barcelona uses the tactics of a “small team”. Thoughts that Jose may avoid a suspension for his eye gouge, too, which would be worth an investigation itself.

Also looking at suspensions: Marcelo (obviously), David Villa, possibly Mesut Ozil and any of the fun December 11th as La Liga cracks down on the extracurriculars by forcing each team to run out their cantera, because they’ll likely take a more mature approach to El Clasico.

The main views didn’t show what got Ozil so hot under the collar; now found. David gave Mesut a shove for…who the hell knows, which then unleashed a raging German playmaker, seemingly against his character.

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