The David Beckham Chia Pet

Contrary to what you might have heard the big David Beckham news of the day was not that Real Madrid have decided that they are willing to part ways with the bench warming Goldenballs at the end of the season, but rather the outstanding discovery of a David Beckham Chia Pet made by our friends over at Kickette. The Beckham Chia Pet, featuring Becks sporting his Japanese Samurai look, is simple and easy to use. Simply remove the hairline (nature will do this over time), plant the seeds (plenty of space available for planting) and add water (like it is Scientology) to his brain. Let it sit in the sun on the Real Madrid bench and in no time it will sprout more hair than can be found on Posh Spice’s chin.

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