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May 17th, 2013

Heineken Offers Up An Impossible Task

By: The Offside | Comments View Comments

This might be better than the Champions League final itself. Heineken decided to run a gag where if a guy could get his girl to go along with buying stadium seats for $1899, he would win tickets to the final in London. One man actually rose above the odds – and they were steep odds – and won the tickets.

But what they don’t tell us is whether or not they actually had to buy the seats at that price. Or buy the seats in general. Because that’s horrible.

[101gg]


Category Category: Champions League
May 15th, 2013

Europa League Final 2013: Freestlying Amsterdam

By: The Offside | Comments View Comments

The people who whip up these fancy second-tier finals (UEFA. They’re called UEFA.) concocted a nice little PR thingamajig by pairing one fan from Benfica and one fan from Chelsea with a top notch freestyler in a race through Amsterdam to the Arena. They would hope to determine a winner through various stuns and what-nots.

So if this is any indication, Chelsea will show up shockingly out of shape and Benfica will win.


Category Category: World Football
May 14th, 2013

The Portland Timbers Are Winning Football

By: The Offside | Comments View Comments

Just days after the club granted a young boy with cancer his Make-A-Wish wish a friendly against the senior side, the fans of the Portland came up with a choreograph. Only it’s not your typical collective – this one was for gay tolerance, fresh on the heels of the spate (yes, two is a spate in this respect) of outings in professional sports.

Or maybe it was for rainbows. Because rainbows are pretty.


Category Category: MLS
May 14th, 2013

Radu Mitu Fights The Wind. The Wind I Tell You.

By: The Offside | Comments View Comments

The Moldovan first division. An eighteen year-old kid named Radu Mitu making his professional debut. This happens.

It’s like watching a three-legged dog fall to the back of the pack as it tries to run a race. The wind took it. Just…the wind took it.

Hopefully Radu has a great sense of humor.


Category Category: World Football
May 13th, 2013

Zlatan & Leonardo, Sittin’ In A Tree

By: The Offside | Comments View Comments

Leonardo, the PSG director not the Ninja Turtle, isn’t exactly having a fine few weeks. After Thiago Silva was sent off for lightly placing his hands on the referee last week, Leonardo decided it would be a smart idea to bump the referee in the tunnel. This may result in a suspension or worse, a points deduction for PSG.

Then he was tasked with telling Zlatan Ibrahimovic, cotton candy personality that he is, to leave the title celebrations for anti-doping testing. That was enjoyable, surely. Leonardo then landed in the hospital after collapsing in what seems to be an unrelated incident. Fortunately, he’s fine now.

But don’t mess with Zlatan.


Category Category: French Ligue 1
May 13th, 2013

Willian Ribeiro: A Tragic Victim Of Poor Landscaping

By: The Offside | Comments View Comments

This begins as the worst sitter-miss you’ve ever seen, then becomes the worst pitch you’ve ever seen, and then you take the VHS out of the VCR and wonder what time machine this video from 1987 just arrived from.

Actually it’s this weekend and it’s Willian Ribeiro of Campinense who became the victim of poor landscaping, groundskeeping, or some gnome beneath the pitch punching at the grass at opportune times.


Category Category: South America
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