Holiday Posts

Hello everyone. I just finished my exams, and freedom has never felt soo good. I will be traveling down to visit my friends and girl ...

Natasha Kai Under PUMA’s Wing, New Ad Perpetuates Fantastical Idea That the Girl’s Got Mad Skill

Joining the likes of Karina LeBlanc, Leslie Osborne, and no other than the Golden Girl herself, Marta, PUMA signed Sky Blue FC’s heavily inked forward ...

Hosting the Legends At Home - Bordeaux v. Olympiacos Live Blog

Bordeaux - Olympicos

I'm dreaming for a French final. Well, a girl can dream right?

And well, our form is terrible right now, with us drawing Montpellier ...

Of Sergio Ramos, Ray Hudson & Nipple Erections.

There are only two stances on Sergio Ramos: you're either a 12yo girl or you're not. Similarly, there is no wading the middle ground with ...

La Liga Preview: Barcelona vs Sevilla. Ugh, not you again

She's that girl you see every day at school, and she vexes you to no end. She likes you and might even be pretty ...

Phrase of the Day: Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Cagliari v Roma

There's so much to look forward to today I feel like a small Asian girl in a Hello Kitty shop. But beyond Luca, ...

(Now) I Know What You Did (Since) Last Summer

Did you ever do that thing where you meet a girl (or guy, if you're one of my female or nontraditional male readers), strike up ...

SoundOff: What Do You Yell At the Goalkeeper?

A couple of weeks back I took the twelve-year-old neighbor girl (who is herself a goalkeeper) to a match played by my local team. ...

i lurv x factor more than pie n chips

Karen Carney just twittered that today. Homegirl knows what's up with popular tv programs (or is it programmes?). Anyhoo, a lot has been ...

Velez Sarsfield's Hot Girl Mission To Fix South American Football

South America has had a very poor reputation in the footballing community of late, and for good reason. Flying knees and knife attacks are an ...